NUTTY THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE (but people “feel” they are)

“Buying is always better than renting”
“You’ll find love when you stop looking for it”
“I don’t invest in the stock market because I don’t want to lose money”) YOU’RE LOSING MONEY EVERY FUC—never mind
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”
“No sales? You should lower your price”
“You need to invest in bitcoin, dude”
What else am I missing? What’s bad advice you’ve gotten?

Write me back. I’m here and ready to feel the anger seep through my veins.