What a great post! You had me laughing the entire way through. There's nothing - nothing - worse than the after taste of a shitty drink. Ugh! But a part of me on the inside is glad for you that you got to experience it! LOL!

I love looking at street names. Some of them are really obvious as to how they originated (for example, I routinely drive "Paper Mill Road". I wonder what could have been there once upon a time.) There's a road in the middle of nowhere in southwest North Carolina called "Way Up Yonder Road". I love that. There's also another closer to home called "New Road" because, when it was built, the locals called it "The new road."