EXCLUSIVE NIGERIAN JOKE OF THE DAY

A virgin lady deserve daily allowances for the temptations they overcome especially now that the weather is not encouraging.

I wonder why we call it "menstruation" instead of womenstruation... ladies try to shift their problems to men.

Today I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm this weather...after some minutes she told me " babe make me feel like a woman" I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly left. But I think she has gone to buy soap

Hmmmm I actually don't know what girls mean or want when the say this......

They will be like...'Babe I will soon be going ooo

This is how we American brush our teeth.....Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!!pour and rinse that is all But Nigerians brush your teeth shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!kakashi!!kakashii!!!Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!...... Make weird sound like a goat “mehhhhhhhhhh…………heheee…… Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.......Everything would seems like an horror film.....
The moment they hear SARS.....they won't even wait to hear if it's SARZ__ON__THE__BEATZ Omo come and see temple run

Having a short girlfriend is not bad until she washes your clothes and waits for you to come back from work so you will help her hang it to dry.

I wonder why ladies would not get moved when their babies suck their breast, but you will hear all kinds of moaning, groaning and screaming when a guy start sucking their breast.

In A Class some kids were Asked To Write 3 Diseases. One of the Guy Wrote:
a. Hiv/Aids
b. Cancer
c. /
Teacher: What is / ?
Student: it's stroke.
Harder harder faster faster. Then after you guys break up "He used me " tell me who used who ??
Side chicks are young girls between 16-22. So if you are 23 and above dating a married man, My sister you are a side hen or any overgrown bird.

Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them to do in a relationship until it's time for abortion
One Ibadan girl was shouting "Banana, banana, i run and take you away" it was until I removed the ear piece from her phone that i realized she was singing "Diana o Diana o, I wanna take you away".

The fact that you contribute less in this group does not mean you are mature, Sometimes it's because you have serious issues with spellings.

Those people who used to write their name on a paper and put it inside a pen so we couldn't steal it I hope you're still using the same pen.