THIS WILL MADE YOUR DAY!!! YOU ARE ALIEN IF YOU WILL NOT LAUGH...lol

A Chinese lady can’t speak English.

At the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg, she showed her legs.
Next day, she needed chicken breast, she showed her breast.
On the third day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage. What did she do?

Oh, dirty-minded!

Her husband can speak English!!!.