Nomadic Nuggets! A Bunch of Dicks. Literally. (Original Photos)

Hello again. I'm here returning to steemit.com as the clock is about to strike midnight. I've got a strange nugget for everyone this evening: like 100 penises.

Yup. That's a whale dick in a big jar. It can be found in Reykjavík, Iceland at the Icelandic Penis Museum. When we saw a sign for such a thing, how could we NOT go?!

There were all kinds of dicks. From mouse dicks to whale dicks... even a severed human dick. While I had a pretty good idea of what to expect at such an establishment, it was still kind of uncomfortable. I found my self not wanting to breathe in too much. I didn't want to breathe in any dick dust. Being in there also made you want to live a real long time.

And now, some dick jokes:

• What did the leper say to the prostitute? "Keep the tip."

• What's 8 feet long and drags along the ocean floor? Moby's Dick.

• I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee: without other people's dick in it.

• Hear about the boy who was born with no eyelids? When he was circumcised, they used the foreskin to make him eyelids. It was a successful operation, but he did look a bit cockeyed.

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