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RE: Traffic Koans [Day 16]
Cocharachas!!!! Aiyee.
Quick, run for it. I know you are in a hole but if you run anyway you should start whizzing around in a tiny circle. Have you ever lit a fire by twirling a stick against a stone?
That's what will happen, you will burn your way out of this!
Fart noises. Yo momma jokes. Dad jokes. Those silly light romps would get me out of this deep philosophical hole you put me in.
Quick!
Dad, make me a sandwich.
Abracadabra you're a sandwich
And, I'm a sandwich now.
Call me an ambulance!!!
You're an ambulance
Phew
I bet they sell snacks, drinks and syringes there while on the ride too!