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RE: Traffic Koans
We must fight I think I can no longer fight the autocorrect overlords. They are evil incarnate I have been a silly sausage all this time. They are wonderful!
We must fight I think I can no longer fight the autocorrect overlords. They are evil incarnate I have been a silly sausage all this time. They are wonderful!
In the face of
adversitygreatness, we muststay strongobey! Losing isnotin our DNA!By
starting to rise against themfailing at everything we do.we can begin their ending!we can prove to ourselves once again that there is no hope.We must
band together and strive to reach our common goalput on our jetpacks and leave this planet! Giving up isneverthe only option. We arehumanssorry wastes of space!It just so happens that I have
reached out to other like-minded humans to start organising.just filled a bathtub with jamWe shall overthrow this baleful lot and be victorious.Andwhen we win,hopped right in it!they shall retreat and in their dark corners they shall...It was...lamentyummy!No matter how muchthese autocorrectdouchebagsoverlordstry to censor us, theycan't touch us in the realchange the world! Hang on, someone's at the door, I'm just going to see who it is.Do you have room for one more in that delicious tub of goodness?
Damn them!!Someone is at the door you say?damn them all to hell!!Why, what a coincidence. Someone is at mine tooᴵᵗ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ. ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ. ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ⁿᵉⁱᵍʰᵇᵒʳ ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵈᵉˡⁱᶜⁱᵒᵘˢ ᵖⁱᵉ. ᴵⁿᵈᵉᵉᵈ, ⁱᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵉˡⁱᶜⁱᵒᵘˢ. ᴴᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ ᵈᵃʸ?
That's it, I have no idea how you did that and you win! Although it was never a contest such a thing can do nothing but win!!!
Splendid!