Definitely chock full of red herrings, this one! I've codenamed this koan the seafood section in the supermarket after all. This actually deals more with... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wha-Why Oh! You told me you sent the moolah! I was so late to read this I thanked you ahead! No matter, the gesture is worth thanking a multitude of time. So, thank you, dude! You are a gentleman and a national treasure!!