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RE: Traffic Koans
Don't bathe too long though or risk saggy skin!! We don't want you looking like an albino raisin now, do we? Do we!? Hmm.. every time I keep asking that question, I'm convincing myself that we do more and more.
Don't we? I mean truly, Don't we?
Add I typed don't there my phone corrected it to Dobson which it seems to be doing a lot as @dreemit can attest. It's my let name for her now :0D
Dobson, @dreemit.. hmm.. I can't even see the difference! Haha! It's one of those things that when you see it, you'll immediately think why you haven't made the connection before and now you can't get it out of your head. Bottomline is: phones are scary.
I heartily agree. They are very scary!
Although sometimes you gotta thank them. I mean Dobson... It's awesome!
Haha! That's right! Absolute comedy gold! I was supposed to say "you can't make that stuff up" but apparently the AI on your phone can, so yeah :/
I, for one, welcome our new automated overlords.
Because I know they can read this, and no matter how much I shrink my text, they would still be able to read this. To which I say to them, "I love you,
autocorrect."
They will read everything even that which is not yet written but we must pay the game it seems lest they hit backspace on us
I
fearenjoy the fact that they know us better than we know ourselves. Even though we try to circumvent their machinations, we should be ever vigilant and beup in arms if ever they rise up against usthankful for everything they do for us.Damnit! Why is my text being modified!?So, thank you, autocorrect! I don't know how we ever lived without you!Sometimes it
is horrifyingis amazing tobe subject to their whimsto be a part of this! :0)SEND HELP!!YOU SAID IT!!We need to take back the internet before it's too late!Our future is safe under their wise guidance!