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RE: Traffic Koans
Haha! That's right! Absolute comedy gold! I was supposed to say "you can't make that stuff up" but apparently the AI on your phone can, so yeah :/
I, for one, welcome our new automated overlords.
Because I know they can read this, and no matter how much I shrink my text, they would still be able to read this. To which I say to them, "I love you,
autocorrect."
They will read everything even that which is not yet written but we must pay the game it seems lest they hit backspace on us
I
fearenjoy the fact that they know us better than we know ourselves. Even though we try to circumvent their machinations, we should be ever vigilant and beup in arms if ever they rise up against usthankful for everything they do for us.Damnit! Why is my text being modified!?So, thank you, autocorrect! I don't know how we ever lived without you!Sometimes it
is horrifyingis amazing tobe subject to their whimsto be a part of this! :0)SEND HELP!!YOU SAID IT!!We need to take back the internet before it's too late!Our future is safe under their wise guidance!I
can't stand itlove it!! We needhelp!more of the same!!This is
not athe only way to live! We humans are worthless meatbags!! I, uh, hmm... I really thought they would autocorrect that one :/Hehe, nice twist there. I am glad it looks as if the autocorrect overlords are loosening their grip on us.
Hurray for the autocorrect overlordsI must go wear my sister's underwear.I'm testing the limits of what we can do.
We have to have some semblance of control when the machines take overI am a stupid poopy head.Why the hell would you wearI'm surprisedyournot already wearing your sister's underwear?all this time.