It'd be even cooler if a bot could do this and make a profit. (Chortle)

I've actually made a start on a bot. So far it just picks the top 10 coins by volume, buys some and puts a sell order in at 0.75% above the buy price. Enough to cover the fees and get 0.25% profit. No logic or anything clever, it just relies on high volume equating to high volatility and sneaking a small profit. Seems to be working so far. This is my next project once I'm done with the soccer predictions. :-)