This is so me.

I was just wondering that if I happen to roam drunk around the city and misplace my colander to some ditch I suddenly in the middle of all that partying wanted to just rest a bit, wouldn't a metal colander be a bit more environmental friendly to loose than a plastic one? It think it would. Is. That is if no-one didn't adopt the colander I lost.

I think I better start drin... searching for metal colanders now.

ICH BIN EIN BER... PASTAFARIAN!