Tim Cook Wants a Pussy Magnet

After siphoning engineers from multiple divisions, to get 1000 brilliant minds working on a project, Apple has unceremoniously laid off dozens of employees. In a best case scenario they laid off everyone who was recruited from the Apple watch team.

There are many watches you can wear and get a nice complement. I haven't seen or heard of anyone getting complemented on their Apple Watch.

Everyone likes a nice car. What's the point of riding around hands free, if you're not going to be enjoying your company?

Everyone likes a nice car. What's the point of riding around hands free, if you're not going to be enjoying your company?

If you happen to need a new battery you may just have to buy a new car.