Smile always and everywhere

Puzzles that were published in the Murzilka 30 years ago!!! Today, they are not for children for sure )) :

1.To the front stroke, back to licking. (Stamp)

2.Circle of hair in the middle of the sausage. (Corn)

3.Blackish inside the red-how to hide it so well. (Galoshes)

4.Hair hair, body to body and begins dark matter. (Forever)

1. The cold then hot, then hanging - standing. (Shower)

6.Here and there back to you and me. (Swing)

1. What are you looking at me? Take off your clothes I'm yours! (Bed)

8.Hairy head cheek comes handily. (Toothbrush)

1. We - the guys removed lazimov gap in sex! (Broom)

10.Lying on the back - useless. Leaning against the wall - it is useful. (Stairs)

1. In a dark room on a white sheet 2 hours of pleasure. (Cinema)

1. You remember him a little bit, will be solid as a potato. (Snowball)

13.Take it in hand, Squeeze it tight - It will become elastic and solid as a turnip. (Snowball)

14.The red head in the hole climbs deftly (Woodpecker)

15.If not for Granny's lohmatosti - freezing would grandfather beater. (Mittens)

1. Not fuck, not the carrot - red head. (A pioneer in his cap)

17.Approached from behind, shoved and went. (Slippers��)

Laughter prolongs life, so friends laugh heartily