Lmao, it's true.

I lived in Thailand for just over a year and was pulled over a few times, asking for international license and bike papers. 500 baht seemed to be the magic number for me to pay them.

The police in Thailand were always very nice. I had a bike accident one night and I was steaming drunk. The police bought me back to my condo and never asked me for any details at all. I agreed verbally with them to pay hospital fees and bike repair for the other person and that was it, never heard back from them.

I saw people get a kicking from the police, more like slapped about but they deserved it and it seemed fair.

Drive safe my friend :D