10 Facts/1 Lie, From a Feminist Pornographer
A popular game is going around, called "Ten Facts/One Lie" where folks guess which one of eleven statements isn't true... good luck :)
My list:
I am bisexual and probably a three on the Kinsey scale.
I am personally intimidated by Hitachi Magic Wands.
I have been quoted in VICE Magazine and GQ about pubic hair.
I have seen female models squirt over seven feet at shoots.
I have shot well over 500 individual models, many of them multiple times.
I have never slept with a man.
I have gotten caught in the buff outdoors as an art nude model myself.
I bike toured for six months with both camping gear and shooting gear for porn shoots.
I have shot a model using a can opener as a sex toy.
I have been quoted in Forbes about cryptocurrency.
The only time I was ever arrested was over vegetables.
I want to say it's either 6 or 9
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🐒🐒🐒 I want to tell you I like yer monkeys! :) thanks for your generous upvote @beanz! I will tell soon which it was... these were semi hard to nail down. I feel like I could actually put a lot of more outrageous statements on here ahahah
psst @beanz I posted the reveal here- https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
4 - Who's were the 7 feet? Or, were you talking distance?
6 - I haven't, either... we are talking sleep right?
But that's not my real choice...
I'm going with 11, because that sounds a bit complicated. Kidding...
It's 6.
:) hehe not telling til end of week! Good point... sometimes we "sleep" with people and then sometimes we really sleep... ;)
psst @bluefinstudios https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer ;)
I'm guessing 9. Please tell me it's 9. LOL
It looks like you're not the only one who hopes that's the lie, LOL! I will tell soon, at the end of the week. Go ahead and pray you're right hahaha
;) Here's the lie... https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
I really want the lie to be #9. But I'm going to go with #10
Haha.... Oh, I will tell at the end of the week! I think I may do some more in depth posts on some of the funnier aspects of my life LOL
heheh reveal is here https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
I love reading all of these facts about you. So good and I am inspired to set some new life goals. I believe that #1 and #6 contradict themselves a bit so I am going to say that #6 is the lie.
Aw thanks! ;) Hehe multiple folks have guessed that I've "lain with a man"... this is gonna be a funny reveal :P
;) @radicalunicorn here ya go- https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
Vegetables? That would make one hell of a story
It sure would ;) ! I'll tell which is the lie soon, at the end of the week... I have a feeling more posts on these may be in order, hahah
please! please! do more posts
I put up the reveal! :) Maybe I should do a post about the vegetable thing. https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
Well... Let me say I expect 11 blog posts covering the truths and the lie. I would read them all :D
You know, I'm a visual person. Number 6 is just visually not fitting this list. I pick number 6 :D
Aw thanks! Haha I looked back over them and I think I could do a blog post about just about every one! Thank you for being interested!
You have been on my mind today! Earlier today I even googled gluten free stroop waffle recipes those are SO GOOD- and for a moment I even thought about asking you to ship me a stroop waffle maker LOL... I would rather just come over there, meet up and pick one up :) !
It cracked me up about visualizing if I'd likely had/not had sex with a man hahaha! Am glad I am getting minds working on this LOL!!!
This is a fun game, and I will reveal the answers soon LOL
p.s.- lol on vegetables! They inspire some passion either way with love and hate it seems!
LOL!!! Yeah - if you can't get that waffle maker out of your head I will send one to you :') But meeting up would be way better indeed - I KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE BEST WAFFLES! We could eat a bunch and chat about your 11 facts :')
Well, I'm patiently waiting for your answers! :D
Thank you! Stroop waffles have been a continual drool-inducing thought in my head ever since a friend brought some back to the states when I was a teenager. I would love to come over there, gorge myself out on them and chat with you :)!
psst @soyrosa https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer ;)
Question: did your bum not get sore from the nude biking with no padding? Also - I must hear this arrest story involving vegetables 🤗
I think I will have to make a few more posts about these statements heheh! I will tell folks soon, at the end of the week... it will be funny to explain some of these things LOL
;) https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
it's 2...:)
I am gonna let folks know soon which is the lie. I appreciate your thinking I am not intimidated by hitachis ;)
@sapphic all is revealed here ;) https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer
I'm going with 7 cos well I don't know why, but would like to hear the stories about them all.
Thanks! Several posts about some of these more in depth may be in order- and I will say which is the lie soon :)
Thanks again for commenting @trucklife-family - here's the reveal for which is the lie- https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/telling-the-truth-now-reveal-for-10-facts-one-lie-by-a-feminist-pornographer