You summon up your inner energy and produce a lightening:
Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electricute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I mean cmon, a puddle?! You lose a life, you big goof.
!mightystab
You draw and swing your sword:
It almost slipped out of your (rather weak) hand. You manage a small cut and damage the enemy with an (awkward) hit of 2 points. Step up your game, son!