I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ANALLY PROBED

in #teamnz • 6 years ago (edited)

Sometimes we just have to bend over and take it like a gimp.

This one time I was abducted by aliens. After twelve hours of anal probing they informed me that I would now believe everything I was told by the government.

They also told me that the reason they had beamed me on board their ship was because I kept going on about conspiracies, and if I wanted to avoid further anal probing I would have to stop all that.


So to all the people who want to ask me if I have been abducted by aliens, the short answer is yes, and that is why I haven't been mentioning any conspiracies.


Then today I realised that we are all being anally probed our sleep anyway so I might as well keep going on about conspiracies.

I'm probably in line for some extra hardcore probing, but what the hell.




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     6 years ago 

    The anal probing never happened.
    Its all made up.
    I mean, those aliens don't like anal probing at all.
    They said so.

    So... what was this about a conspiracy?

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     6 years ago 

    Lol hope they don't find a pineapple and probe you with it rough end first.

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     6 years ago 

    Looks like you're having fun!

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