G'day you leeches from Centrelink,

Just a quick note to let you know that you have 2 chances of getting 26 grand from me. (Buckleys and F... all).

Your incompetence never ceases to amaze me!
The letter is dated October 2016 with a due date of November 2016 and I only just received it now??
You know damn well that Australia Post is another completely useless government entity and you still insist in sending mail via them. Will you ever learn?

Anyway, if I had received it on time there may have been some chance of settling this matter, however my circumstances have changed now and payment is no longer possible.

You see, I decided that I could no longer trust the official Australian currency anymore, so I have converted all my dollars into a cryptocurrency called Steem.

I have contacted your office to make payment and was advised that you do not have facilities to accept Steem as payment.
So, I have attempted to make payment and you have refused it.

Given you are operating in the past using fiat money, I can only suggest you write the debt off.
By the time you catch up to the rest of the world, the Statute of Limitations will kick in anyway and it will be too late to come after me again!

All the best,
Mrs Claire Etheridge.
14 July, 2017.