Magic Passports
Are magic passports STILL being dropped in Western terrorist attacks, or has that stopped, since, the internet laughed them a million new memes for it?
If yes, can we conclude the people monitoring social media are listening & updating the terrorist attacks, to meet our high expectations? If the people monitoring the internet are GCHQ, & suchlike, does this mean that there is more chance of the government BEING the terrirists, than, some old dude with a gun strapped to his beard, with superspeed broadband, hacking in from a cave?
ALSO, France BOMBED Syria, in RETALIATION for a MAGIC PASSPORT from SYRIA, that SURVIVED A FCKN TERRORIST ATTACK!!!
The internet pissed themselves & suggested making buildings out of magic passports.
SO.....they checked... & DISCOVERED THE PASSPORT WAS FAKE!!
Why did they not check BEFORE bombing Syria in RETALIATION FOR IT!! Why is nobody else raging about this?!! I'm REALLY QUITE PISSED!!
ALSO.... I PAY PREMIUM PRICES TO OWN A BRITISH, BEST IN THE FCKING WORLD, WE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO INVADE YOU passport!!! WHY did MY beautiful, Emperial British passport's picture MELT OFF, inside my handbag pocket, but less lesser standard Syrian immigrant's passports are bomb proof? HOW VERY DARE THEY!!! I think we SHOULD HAVE to pay bomb tax, on every bomb made & dropped, if we are taxed for carbon emmissions coming from cars. #taxthebomb
Hey, if Muslims (or tanned people) whip a passport out as ID too quickly, do people hit the deck, in case, IT'S A MAGIC PASSPORT!!! AAAARRRGGGHHH!! I'm only joking, I don't mean this to be racist, I'm just wondering if they are classed as terrorist weapons yet? Is being in possession of one a crime? Can they not just check if they have a magic passport at customs, & treat those owning fire retardant, bomb proof passports as suspicious? The mind boggles with the stupidity of this propaganda, even the govt had to change it's mind & declare it fake like "HEY GUYS, YOU'VE DONE A BIT TOO MUCH COKE WRITING THE NEWS THIS TIME, IT'S NOT INSPECTOR MORSE, YOU KNOW!! NOW, WE'LL HAVE TO LAUGH IT OFF AS A JOKE ENTRY & NO-ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE IN MAGIC PASSPORTS CAUSING TERRORIST ATTACKS AGAIN!!"
It was only a matter of time.
Friday, 16 March 2018
British police find Putin's passport at scene of Salisbury poison attack http://www.the-postillon.com/2018/03/salisbury-putin.html
It wasn't Putin's though. It was actually Rasputin's passport. Rasputin did it, and left his passport there. bcs obviously Putin is a reincarnation of Rasputin, they have almost the same name and they're both Russian, right? Obvious