You made me happy with a big upvote thanks......
You write you are a comedian..... Can I try one?
Husband and wife having sex one night....
After some time the hubby stop for a few seconds. Then wife asks him what is he doing...
The hubby ans that he learned a new technique from pornhub that day.
The wife slaps him and said its not a new technique its called buffering. Get update your internet package.