Funny Thoughts For SublimeSunday
It's my first ever submission for the SublimeSunday tag.
A friend sent me the following picture and crazy thoughts on WhatsApp which I've decided to share for the SublimeSunday, I hope you get to laugh as hard as I have.
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????
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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND????
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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE????
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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????
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If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?
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Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE????
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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????
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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????
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If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,
why do bars have PARKING lots????
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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
where did all the MONEY go????
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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????
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If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff????
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Who copyrighted
the copyright symbol????
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Can you cry under water?
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Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????
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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!
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So Enjoy!!!! 😊😊😊😊
Don't laugh alone pass it on.
Hope this will make you laugh and think!!!!
😂😂😂😂.
Laughter Is Good Medicine, But If You Laugh For No Reason, You Need Medicine.
Well this certainly made me laugh, so well done for that. Are you the source of @dreemsteem jones? These are nearly as funny as hers.
Thanks for joining in #SublimeSunday this was certainly a different fun post and I enjoyed it.
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hahahahahahah thank you for sharing this post with me @c0ff33a!!!!! I was thinking who is dreemsteem jones???
oh. jokes.
hahahahahahahahaha
This was not my source for jokes - but maybe now @gifty-e will BECOME my source for jokes hehehehe
thank you for the laughter!!!
Thank you so much for stopping by, I'm glad i could make you laugh. I hope to do better with my next submission for the SublimeSunday.
Lol and thanks @dreemsteem, i hope not to dissapoint in supply. I'm surely following you.
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These are great!!!!! :) thanks for the giggles hehehehe
I'm glad you've had a good laugh, look out for more.
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