Short Story #1
We needed to pick up water n shit so we went to Sam's. As usual we took a cart and rambled about until a DirectTV Salesman came out of no where and asked,"Who is your current cable provider?" I proceeded to respond with YES, I DO HAVE A CABLE PROVIDER THANK YOU FOR ASKING HAVE A BLESSED DAY AND LIFE. LIFE IS A MIRACLE AND ONE SHALL USE IT TOO HIS FULLEST GOOD DAY. The salesman proceeded to see if I had a mental disability then we proceeded to pick up the water n shit and leave the store. Fin.
No I wont sotp doing these stupid ass stories.
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