Irony of the Nigerian life

Rich man marries and declare 4 children. poor man marries and start mass production of children which he can afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife
The country has beaten him to the altitude that sexual category is his single inspiration of enjoyment.

Politicians thieve your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, he make sure you don't go to school, even while you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time in getting job.

He sends his brood to the most excellent schools abroad as a result they will lead over from him once he is ready on stage with your future.

He initiates a poverty lessening program, videos himself bitter tapes during the mounting of an of emotional pole. He gives you 4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to dispute his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts lane illumination in your street even when you don't have light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the greatest image management experts to continue you drooling with famine and unacquainted and go on on liability compensation to your ordinary sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the 4000 has glossed and the bag of rice slaughter in the pit of your toilet. He duty get back the billions he depleted selling your votes. For he is not licensed to head start but you capable him.

You set out manufacture handle of the guns he bought you. You eradicate the meager like by hand who is pain the special effects of the 4000 and bag of rice that you took. You struggle to Kidnap his friends, their police force orderlies lay off hindmost at you.
His contacts tell on him that at hand is anxiety in city and it will move their draft for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second possession is like the second ring-shaped of sexual category that puts one to have a lie-down after, except, perhaps, he factory for clear entertainment or one of individuals Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of be short of safety to the administrator of law and universal executive Commanding, tell official authoritative or the pennant police officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They advise him I'm sorry? to do. By now, you come up with grow to be a threat.

He buys unchanging a larger rifle for the supervise and the martial in addition operational vehicles.

He pays for telephone lines and TV jingles to presage you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You visit at home, you pass away of starvation.
Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to obtain biscuits for his children, bathe pants for his companion and cleanse his cars.

You sweep the place of worship for free little awaiting your fantastic reward whereas the member of the clergy hurry personal jets and power flash sedans.

You are contented that your minister is irritating and claim for him in center of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you after you are sick and tells you to carry your sick nurse to minster for prayers as an alternative of captivating her to hospitals to leftover money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will at the same time as his protect has been in the UK for months getting the most excellent healing that tithes canister buy. He buys a new land for a new house of worship branch, you prevent to contain blocks and bend concrete, in that case be obsessed with blessings as reward. You are fortunate to be operational for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The member of the clergy lives his heaven on earth.

The new house of worship edifice is accomplished on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, line of agent element and every other human being who finished by all means that you are poverty-stricken by design.

The total topic is policed with guns and non-breakable cars. You are comfortably seated at the back of the back whereas you straining your neck to see who and who came.

The head and manager and senator and their service provider acquaintances donate hundreds of millions for the new minster though you cheer from the back.

The food they share didn't get to you but you are cheerful the head and head and senator came to your church. You flat boast to others of how your member of the clergy is agreeably connected.

You grasp home, hankering Knocks furiously on the stomach door, your fellow citizen bails you out time you hold your horses for heaven to pay.

10 existence on the unwaged job, pastor's brood enclose been sent abroad for studies. time is no longer on your side, preacher hooks you up with an additional aunty that sweeps the cathedral for free with no teaching emphatically like you and Weds you in cooperation on a Friday evening house of worship once-over and you are happy. Your family starts the crowd the complete over again.

Okenyi Kenechi*What is the disparity between an run of the mill Thief (OT) & a following Thief

​1)​ The ​Ordinary Thief​ steals your money, bag, watch, gold bind etc.;
But the ​Political Thief​ steals your future, career, education, health & business!

​2)​ The hilarious divide is: The ​Ordinary Thief​ will select whom to rob; But you, manually chose the ​Political Thief​ to hold up you.

​3)​ The as a rule ironic one: patrol will track and rip off the ​Ordinary Thief;​ even as the control will peep after and shield the ​Political Thief!​

That’s the ​travesty cum irony​ of our flow society!

​​And, we blindly expression we are not blind !​​