strange interactions

today while i was working at the gas station.......

this bbw (big beautiful woman) walked in wearing red leather boots, a yellow sundress and a black fur coat...

she was like, "heyy my pump dont work"

i was like, "i gotchu girl"

so i walked outside and she followed

(so its the february 2nd, groundhogs day, of all days, and its about 9 degrees outside
with a windchill of fuck you if you make me have to go outside today
but for some reason in this given moment i didnt feel that way at alll....)

i felt cool....

i held my hand out and she gave me her credit card....

i slipped it in the pump and she said, "ouu boy, iss cold. where yo coat at ?"

i was like, "nah girl, im a beast"

she was like "ouuuuuu u say u a beast, huhhh"

i smiled and said "have a nice day"

she smiled and said, "thank you"