A dating profile for Ima Horndog
by The Invisible Man

Curvy nurse seeks remarkable person with fragile feet for golf, football and maybe more
Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

Hello lads and ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm a sympathetic kind of gal, who likes nothing more than golf with the right person.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my patient personality, closly followed by my smashing spots. I'm the woman for you, if you like a great spots and thighs, particularly combined with ample baby oil.

I work as a nurse, helping sick children. This allows me to exercise my skills: bravery and writing.

My life goals include:
Fight a dragon
Fall in love with you
Become the best nurse I can be
Help all the sick children in the world
If you're the right person for me, you'll be remarkable and friendly. You won't be afraid to have a good time and will have a healthy respect for life.

My ideal date would involve football in SexTown with a red person by my side. While we're there, I admire your fragile feet whilst feeling I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.

Light me fire, babe

Ima Horndog

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman