Story time
I called this agent to help me find a house.
Finding a house in this Abuja is like looking for gold. He showed me some houses that I didn’t like.
One hot afternoon, he called me to come that he has found the perfect house.
I quickly drove down to his location we proceeded to see the house. I bought some meatpie on our way. I bought him 2.
Me self shock when I saw the house. I asked him price and he said I shouldn’t worry that it’s within my budget that if I’m okay with the house, we’ll proceed with payment.
Him: see the kitchen. It’s very big. You can keep your freezer here and your fridge here. Your children can even be playing in the kitchen while you cook because it’s very special.
I think you should construct an island here. Buy like 3 seats because this kitchen is very big.
I asked him the exact amount of the house.
Him: e take small something pass your budget sha but nothing you can’t do and I can see you love it.
Me: how much?
Him: Bites meat pie
Me:
Him: The rooms are very spacious too and you have 3 parking spaces and 4 toilets.
Me: How much?
Him: it’s 6.5 million and 650k service charge.
Me:🌚🌝 That’s 7.1 million yearly? How’s it close to my budget?
Him: Plus 15 percent for legal and agency fee. But this one is just once you’ll pay it and you’ll give me 5k for inspection fee.
Me: The 2 meat pie you ate is 2k. You’re owing me 2k and anywhere I see you, I’ll collect it.
Him: please make I follow you go back for that junction. Na the 5k you suppose give me I be wan use for transport.
Me:Use the energy you got from the meatpie and trek. You go waka tire.
Him: