Please go on. By Mark Pritchard. My 81 word story compitishion entery.
Please go on. I’m asking kindly. Official parts should fit precisely. With special grease you should slide in nicely. Perhaps to gentle, THEN TRY PUSH HARDER. Jiggle, wiggle, muttering with gentle taps. Videos experts ease these things on while smiling. Some video trickery may be included. Not one mention of special clamps, black magic or dynamite? Reaching for my biggest hammer. I’M WARNING YOU THIS WON’T END KINDLY. Push hard here then hit just there. WACK WACK SNAP. I HATE YOU.
You to can enter the free to enter competition. 81 words not including the title. It must been clean as it will be read by children in schools. then a 40 word bio about yourself, email and any web pages.
post here
https://www.christopherfielden.com/writing-challenges/cliche-writing-challenge.php