... every abandoned drop of sauce or forgotten fragment of potato is like leaving a dollar behind

Oh my gosh, that’s so true! Not to mention that they only give you enough food to last you an hour so you’re back there spending more money a little while later, like food is the key attraction!

Love this. So funny. I won’t comment on male urges or what Captain Hook may or may not have been doing with your derrière, but I really enjoyed every line of this post!