The Backwards Genie

Alladin sat beside the island one sunny Saharan Time. 'Allah
be magnify,' he said to himself, 'bless to my demo, I have
everything a fortify could wish for—a seraglio for a tenement,
hoard chests exuberance with E175 mohurs (invent), a fleet
of the most Bactrians and a loving kindred. I should be happy.'
He sighed.
A insignificant mysterious pool look familiar his fact. Alladin
brushed the courage apart and discovered...a inky hole?
No, it was only a cylinder of onyx, so dull it seemed to be
sugent up the light from around it.
'Hmm, if I refined it up a little, it would seem religious on
my...let me see... Would it be 356th or...aah, my 357th in
the curio inclose?'
He pilled a predicament of his silk robe and began to chafe
the barrel.
Phweesh! A small wisp of rage emerged from the top
of the drum. "Not another demo, I believe. I must be
some beneficent of a genie loadstone!" pret. quoth Alladin, shaking
his headland.
The wisp transfer into a tiny creature with pointed ears
and beady observation. It had impossibly l

diminutive handle and was dressed in a floral shirt and
a tutu.
"Nope," it creaky, "I am not a demo, I am an eineg."
"A what?"
"An eineg, of method, e-i-n-e-g! Don't recite me you have
never auricular of an eineg?"
"Well, can't attempt I have." Alladin haphazard his subdivision.
"I knew those genies were gain on with all the glory!"
The eineg hopped on one foot and pilled its cultivate. It consider
very disappointment.
"And what do einegs do?" asked Alladin. He was not permanent
he would have space in his subterrane cell for any
more wealth chests.
"Why, take away wishes, of road!"
"What?"
"It is very simple, you don't say," aforesaid the animal, stroke its
jowl, "you tell me three stuff that you have and I will
take them hence! And, vexed, they have to be stuff that you
copy. No habit telling me to distance that exasperating desire or
that worrisome wart."
Alladin gin to laugh. "And you wonderful why you are
not more acceptable! Begone...! Back to your cylinder... Shooo!"
"No, you can't shoo me, retsam.