my crazy roommate in college

Hi.
so, I am studying in college for whatever reason 😑 and I have this crazy roommate. He is dirty, he doesn't take a shower. He is messy. He sleeps with girls too much. Half the time he is not even here sleeping. I don't know what else to tell you. He is the worst. I consider myself to be a good student. If not good, an average human being who takes responsibilities and cleans the room. At least I do my homework and clean my space. I am a good person. He is the bad person. He goes to other rooms and stays up until 4 am. This was his recent routine and it bothered me, I would wake up at 4 am and had trouble going back to sleep. It lasted for about three weeks. This is not fair. Now my sleep is messed up and I watch him sleep like a baby 😪. I have so many words to call him and so many sinister plans to perform on him.