STEEMIT 'COMMUNITY' NEWS: A WORLD AT WAR!
The STEEM WARS have begun!
At the dawn of the sun, the gallant army of TEAM AUSTRALIA boarded their transportation bound for 'World Domination!'
Standing in their way is but 4 Steemit Communities:
- Team Philippines.
- Team USA.
- Team Britain.
- Team New Zealand.
STEEMIT 'COMMUNITY' NEWS foreign correspondents reporting:
Manila, Philippines
"The skies above are literally littered with Australian para-troopers - they are converging upon the city and reports have sightings of thousands upon thousands of troops descending upon the outer islands. The locals are concerned with one asking 'do you think they want their jobs back?'"
Miami, Florida
"Ribbed and buffed Aussie Frogmen are scrambling out of the water in their thousands! By swimming in from Cuba throughout the day, the Australians have been able to avoid alerting both the US Navy and Coast Guard. Reports are now coming in of Aussies emerging from the waters along the entire East Coast - how did we let this happen?"
Penzance, Cornwall
"... whilst our military were watching the channel from the cliffs of Dover, the Aussie navy has safely harboured an entire 'division' right here, in Penzance. They were dressed as Pirates for 'Petes sake.' We thought nothing of it. May is going to do her nut."
Milford Sound, New Zealand
"... yeah nah, yeah nah, yeah it's Team Australia Bro - here in Milford Sound. They came in on a Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship - there must be at least 30 of them. They're taking pictures of the waterfalls and shit."
Hold the Press!!
We have breaking news...
We have just picked up a TEAM AUSTRALIA transmission... it is from, my goodness, it is from 'Secretary SirKnight.'
"Heroes of the Steemit World - Day 1 battle protocols are now initiated.
BATTLE CRY (short title 'Elements'):
'Unleash the FIVE elements of nature... FIRE, EARTH, AIR, WATER and...(bzzzzz)"
---Transmission terminated---
SirKnight mentioned something about a 'Daily Battle Cry' in his STEEM WARS blog yesterday.
https://steemit.com/steemwars/@sirknight/steem-wars-the-rule-book-and-survival-guide
We wish the Troops World Wide the best with their 'Hero Standards' and hope that with time and patience these Steemit Communities can overcome their differences and live in peace once again.
THE EDITOR
STEEMIT 'COMMUNITY' NEWS
Images thanks to Team Australia Propagandist Marketing Executive @bearone
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@bearone/team-australia-steem-wars-unity-edition
Aussie paratroopers got wrecked in Manila
https://steemit.com/steemwars/@tjpezlo/team-australia-lands-in-the-wrong-cities
And it appears reps fighters of teamphilippines and teamaustralia will go head to head tomorrow.
Who do you think would win?
https://steemit.com/contest/@saisei/pacquiao-vs-horn-fight-predict-the-outcome-contest
Thanks for the shoutout for #teamphilippines we're growing rapidly and very excited about this initiative!
Lets see who is going to be the peace makers. There is room for everyone here. If you put in the work and write what people want to read and get people to follow you, everyone is a winner!
Why no French Team ?
Cause France is no longer France:
They surrendered before it began. ;)
cool a 70 year old joke !
you're implying it will ever get old based on new behavior
Europeans don't seem to care much about Steemit.
There isn't even a tag for my native language.
Maybe I should make one.
cool...
help vote post me
Brilliant!!! Had me laughing all the way through it!
So! Elements!!! No freaking way!
World war III .... coming soon
what the heck did i just read....
amusing