Thinking Inside the Box: A Steem Wars Story, Aboard the Intangible (Entry #2)

I tried listening to more robo-hip-hop while Negavader slipped on a red shirt to make his excursion, but apparently the anomaly was an outbreak of tips, and I’m not talking 15% either.

We went to the surface to investigate, with varying degrees of willingness. I have to admit my curiosity was “peaked.”

Please tell me no one’s made that joke yet.

Some fairy named Byepeex shot at us immediately. Luckily, only I was shot, I, the one who so wanted to come on this trip. I should have been drunk by then, flirting with agender housebots on Nikeatron.

Negavader managed to keep the booty-licious bass tournament fisherman from firing anymore, and then Tangle called Negavader's nipple com.

I detected a pheromone increase from the over-compensating Byepeex at the sound of Tangle’s voice on Negavader’s nip intercom. Maybe I can manipulate this to my advantage. It’d be fun at least.

Anyways, Byepeex was easily subjugated and became my new box hoister. I’m trying to decide if I dig being carried around or not. Besides the new bullet hole in my fresh tattoo, this hasn’t been all bad. I had a few audio books I’d considered pouring through.

The anomaly indeed was a, um, selection of fine, um.

I can’t think of the socially correct word for mammaries.

Oh!

They were mammaries. Floating, sticking to things.

Mammaries.

Negavader and Byepeex commenced comparing alliterations like men usually do. Byepeex made a barely PG reference to carnivorous things he’d do with the Galacdictator Tangle. I gave up meat when I gave up feces and genocide because, really, you get both when you bite into that Lombax burger. Just saying.

No one really accomplished anything on Strawberro-9. The resident boobs wanted the boobs to stick around, and I didn’t have a voice in any of it. I would blame it on the patriarchy, but I was also a box of pieces, which makes voicing hard too.

Tangle called to say there was a glitter problem aboard the Intangible, and the gluteous maximus we call Byepeex tagged along as Negavader and I re-boarded the Intangible.

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Thanks for reading! If you need to catch up on the Intangible storyline, here ya go!!

Part 1, by Tangle Branch

Part 2, by Negativer

Part 3, by Jasonbu

Part 4, by Tangle Branch

Part 5, by Negativer

Part 6, by Jasonbu

Sixty-Wine Side Story, Part 1, by Caleb Lail Musik

See y'all soon for the final part (which takes place after Part 6!!)