The Emperor Has No Clothes
Hi friends!
First off i wanna’ celebrate!!! All of you awesome and knowledgeable and hilarious people i call friends on this platform are great! These are the goodtimes friends — so enjoy! We are mackin’ and stackin’ and crackin’ and whackin’! So much fucking hilariousity around here that my neighbours think i have tourettes!
Secondly, let’s all have a good long look at @underground’s big cock! It is a gorgeous specimen of all that is virile, proud and commanding!
Behold!
...i may just have to get a ‘year of the rooster’ so this hilarious badass can weigh in on some of my imaginary episodes...
@thedamus sez: A big cock and a big wallet never go out of style!
Thirdly, i have a message for limp-cat:
bring it on BITCH!
I’m now looking for your fugly pussy! Clearly you are in love with me and cannot stay away, that much is very obvious — i can smell both your mangy hide and your envy. Flag me! Down vote me! I love it! More beans please!!! Myopic money-sluts like you are a dime a dozen, and i’ve got plenty of dimes bitch. And further, you just add to my appeal. Everytime your cringe-worthy visage shows up on one of my posts my stock just appreciates! Pretty cool huh?
Bah ha ha — you stupid fucking fuck!
I’m now stacking gimpy-cats — and i’mma hungry motherfucker, Motherfucker!
It’s all clear to me: you are rich beyond most people’s dreams of prosperity, but you are morally and intellectually bankrupt! I bet you wish you could write as well as me (admit it!) Ha! — i know you wish you had an imagination, and though it stings, i bet you wish you had just one truly decent friend.
I’m usually not so vicious, but you totally deserve it. Enjoy your cash and the parasites that are feeding off of it — guys like you get robbed for their entire life and wonder why their lamborghinis won’t do them a kindness...
Wanna’ see some real power you midget?
That’s thing-2. He doesn’t like you...and babies are smart!
Here’s thing-1, he loves good things, like: AC⚡️DC and the Beatles, saying things like: ‘umm, did you know that “mofo” is short for “motherfucker, ”’ and knowing everything about Spiderman...
...smart kid. He opted out of sharing his rock-climbing pic here. He said: show it in another post when that motherfucker has gone. What a sweet child o’ mine!
I am rich beyond anything you can imagine. And you know what? I pay for it little-man... i pay it first, so that my gal and my boyz know that @thedamus is here to stay — and to share what is right about this world.
Leon was getting a lil’ uppity, but he’s not even two! Still miles ahead of you, and he’s packin’ a bigger hammer than you already!
(Although that is no great feat even for a baby)
Charlie was just looking at his pops and thinking: i’m glad my dad is a Happy-Cat.
I am richer than you! And i am better than you! And i’m not afraidy-cat to show it:
Show me your pussy you hermaphoditic half-man! Actually, nevermind, i’m not even that interested... You’re just another scammer on the street. And i know all about weaklings like you. I do have some social compassion for you, but i’mma bit of a cunt myself, so my contribution to your character convalescence will be small.
Eat my dink! Do it! Do it again!!! Now toss my salad! That scratchy tongue will get some of the good bits of my favour.
Bah ha ha ha! You don’t even know you stupid shit eater...
This type of behaviour gets in and causes problems. You may get sick... or have mammary loss, or be fresh out of douche kits — anything can happen! But it’s coming for you — straight from @thedamus
Stackin’ it
Mackin’ it
Swillin’ it
Killin’ it
S’all good my friends! G-cat will be a footnote in the glorious history we are writing here.
Steem on friends! I am here for every one of you...
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Whining about me while not having the decency to @mention me.
I care not about you. Some of your posts got promoted using of non-grumpy compliant bid-bots like @sneaky-ninja.
https://steemit.com/abuse/@grumpycat/non-gumpycompliant-vote-sellers-are-now-to-be-used-exclusively-to-profit-from-the-reward-pool
I create original, entertaining and/or informative content and should not be a target for your baseless harassments about unjustly draining the rewards pool -- as you give yourself $180+ up votes for bs comments. Just FO and leave my profile alone -- I'm doing good things 'round here.
yeah you piece of shit! THE SAME ones you use!
Keep using it then.
@grumpycat
https://steemit.com/life/@firedream/stop-the-grumpycat
With all the money you’re pulling off this site, and giving yourself embarrassing upvotes for mediocre commentary, why do you even care? And why fuck with a profile like mine? Go put your hammer on a spammer or a plagiarist or someone who actually IS upvoting themselves 6th day — or whatever your program is...
Or for that matter, REWARD good content!
Keep up the good fight and Kick That Cat!
We be scoring field goals all day long brotha!
Don't expect to fight a cat without getting a scratch.Nice write up though
When you’re on the right side of the scratching post it’ll be the cat that winds up clawless.
I knew this was gonna be another badass post when I got to:
You crack me up man. Oh, I got a little sum-sum comin for that angry pussy too. ;)
Thanks E-wit!
Living well is the best revenge!
Keep it up, maybe the cat will run outta lives.
Thanks bro, but i’m quickly losing interest in this bitch-kitty
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We're all here for ya buddy. 100% 🤜💥🤛
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Thanks Don Bullion!
It also takes character to be a good writer. You can be the best writer in the world but without character no ones gonna give a crap. I like the emperor's got no clothes reference lol glad you made it your title. It fits the subject perfectly as many are blindly following this fake faceless poopstain. Those who blindly follow the stupid cat are probably fishing for an easy payday or afraid to get flagged by him. So when the cat sprays'em, I hope they don't come cryin'.
Well said here! My trailers walls are thin. I'm sure my neighbors hear me as they need to walk by my place just to get to the mailbox. While it's mostly laughter, or the occasional "FUCK THAT GUY!" when I find a plagiarist making crazy gains, I'm sure they all think I'm crazy. I'm either quiet or I'm loud, and when I'm loud, someone's gonna hear me.
While it can be a little upsetting how rich this cat is, I'm glad I read your post. It made me realize I'm richer than that punk too when I consider the weekend I just had. (Was my daughters birthday).
Thx bud! And happy birthday to your lil girl!
@thedamus and I thought STAX was only worthy of the @stokjockey 100% UP Vote. This is the second 100% UP Vote I have done since I woke up this morning. Nice COCK by the Way.......................
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much love for my man @thedamus
just gave you a follow as i know you have a lot of positive vibes to share especially those lovely cute kids. lets keep those claws aside and keep steeming hot buddy
...dig it!
now i'm on your bus too
💪👊 that's my main man