An old lady comes to the Deutsche Bank. She goes to the counter and addresses the young guy behind it: "I would like to open an account."
Of course, the bank employee is happy about the new customer and would like to know how much the lady wants to pay for the start.
"1,000,000 euros," says the lady.
He makes big eyes. "Where did you get so much money from?"
The elderly lady does not want to tell the employee, so that he has no choice but to take the lady to his manager. He asks the lady back to a room, briefly explains the situation to the manager and leaves them alone.
"Where do you have so much money, my lady?"
"That's all money from winning bets," she says.
The head of the bank, who can not believe this, would like to know what these bets are.
The old lady makes him a suggestion: "Look, I bet with you for 10,000 euros that your balls are rectangular!"
The bank manager is quite outraged: "Well listen, they are certainly not rectangular! They is as normal as any other!"
The lady: "If you are so sure, then we can bet."
After a few times, the bank manager agrees and they arrange to meet at 10.00 on Tuesday morning.
At night, the store manager is in bed. He walks with his hand into his crotch and checks again. Everything is normal, not a bit square! The lady can not win! Calm down, he falls asleep. The next day, the lady then comes as arranged in his office, but has her lawyer with her, as a witness, as she says.
"Alright, let's see!"
The store manager drops his pants. "Here, everything is normal!"
The lady looks a little and says: "Well, they look a bit square ...!"
The store manager is outraged and stresses that everything is normal with him.
"To be on the safe side, I have to touch them!"
Of course, the store manager does not want that at first, but since it's all about a lot of money, he agrees.
The moment the elderly lady kneels in front of him and plays with his testicles, he sees the lawyer standing in the corner, repeatedly banging his head against the wall.
"What's wrong with your lawyer?"
"Well," says the old woman, "You won the bet because your testicles are really not square, but I have a bet with my lawyer for 20,000 euros, that on Tuesday morning at 10.00 am I will hold the balls of the bank manager of the Deutsche Bank in my hand! "