I've been diagnosed with Terminal AU & AG Stackitis. I'm told that in my case there is no cure and I will have this condition until the day I die. I've also been told that my children will most certainly inherit my disease, though right now they are not showing any symptoms (unfortunately).

Some have told me that this is not a legitimate disease, but rather an addiction. I think they might be correct, because every time I receive a shipment from GSM or eBay, a strange feeling of euphoria rushes over me for a short time. It only lasts a short while, then I'm left wanting more!!!

The major coin show in my area is only 1 month a way. I expect to over-dose.

Jamie Diamond, Ben Bernanke, and Janet Yellen continuously prescribe solutions containing heavy doses of Fiat, but it has no effect.

I guess I'm doomed to a life of addiction to the Barbarous Relic.