5 Steem up for Grabs! - Tell me a Silver and Gold Joke Contest #337
Ok, so time for a Giveaway.
There is 5 Steem up for grabs. Currently trading at around $30-35, enough to get a nice oz of silver are a few extra SP.
Rules
- In the comment section, write the most funny silver are gold joke you can think off
- The comment/joke with the most upvotes will be the winner
- Upvote this post and resteem of you wonna (not required)
- Each voter can cast more than one vote if wished
Winner will be announced after this post has ended and prize of 5 Steem will be sent to winner asap
I need a good laugh, its been a long day. Good luck !!!
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Did you hear about the girl with the Silver Tongue??
She's got Expensive taste!!
It might be cold in the winter time scaring the wee man away. haha
get her to warm it up first lol :)
Did I Win? :)
Dude, im so sorry. I dont normally do contest's and forgot clean all about it. I dont with any SBD in my account atm but i do have a post ending in 28 minutes so hang in there.
Congrats man 😎
WHY IS NOBODY VOTING EACH OTHER???
That golden tooth of yours... is it real?
Of course it isn't real! Golden teeth aren't real teeth, right?!
if the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, would they be alloys.
I told popeye a joke about silver!
He went Agagagagagaga!
Ok that one made me giggle more than it should have!
that one made me lol. haha
Do I have to make one up? The funniest one I know is "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." I did NOT make that up though!
No, you can google it. Whatever!!
The funnest joke should get the most upvotes, good luck. Make a fresh comment with another joke if you find one buddy
Thanks!
Q. What do you call a gold digger with no clothes on?
A. A strip miner.
I think the picture above is pretty funny...
But the best joke I ever heard was from the LBMA, Bullion Banks, Commex precious metals exchange and the Federal Reserve/Gov't, they claim that
"The Precious Metals prices aren't fixed or manipulated, the Free Market sets the price."
Now that is a joke...LOL
Wait Wait...I got one! The joke my Grandpa used to get me with when we were sorting coin rolls together.
Dramatic Pause...
"Did you know that 64 Kennedy Halves are now worth thirty-two dollars?"
😂😂
That one right there, will still work today! Go on, put that joke in your pocket...take it with you to the coin shop...it's free.
lmao. I'll take it for free :)
Wanna hear a joke about silver? It's price!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahaahha
Time for Stacking my friend