Pocket Silver Challenge and the Garage of Sorrow

Whoa, whats going on here? thats a fancy car. So where are you going? Looks like the pocket silver piece is off on his jollys with his posh matching luggage. Oi! Santa Maria, have you checked that your car is roadworthy? I bet he hasn't, i saw him doing donuts round Sainsburys car park earlier and terrorising chubby ankle Agnes on her mobility scooter.

Thats right check your engine oil and coolant, top up your washers and make sure nothings leaking, what about tyre pressures? Why dont you nip to the local garage and get a professional to check it out?

Broom Broom......Vroom................. Off to the garage he goes, get out the way grandma! BEEP! BEEP!

Come on...Keep it straight drive up the ramp so we can have a good look underneath the car, make sure everythings ok. Come on, your doing wonderful just dont drive off the edge of the ramp or ill have to slap you a couple of times.

Going up...

Pump the brake pedal.... hold it down! Make sure the handbrake is on, dont want it rolling off. Shake the steering, full lock to the right...and to the left, yea you have a bit of play in your front wishbone rear bushes, nowt to worry about but we will check them again at MOT time.

Looks like its already had a new exhaust fitted, where did you have that replaced, you didnt bring it to me... Quack Fit? what you doing going to Quack Fit you fookin moron! Id have been half the price, no no no its ok just dont worry about it if you want to go get your car fixed at Quack Fit then thats your business, did they fit your tyres as well? Id get your tracking checked, looks like they are feathering a little on the inside. But everything looks good, do you want your oil changing while its on the ramp? Ahh ok Quack Fit did it last week, yea no worries ya pocket prick.

So now the pocket silver piece has had a full safety check hes now ready to tear up the highways on his journey which lets face it is going to be full of exploration, adventure, drama and no doubt a healthy big steeming dollop of hilarity, ill bet you all cant wait...Broom Broom.