I think the first thing you should do is not run your mouth that you even own any! If I were holding I would let as few ppl as possible know that I was. If you live in a low crime neighborhood this is always your best practice, as well as in a, high crime neighborhood. Thieves that rarely come around still won't and thieves lurking everywhere are always looking for their next snatch!
So far just from this video I know that your are Australian. You have a somewhat eccentric and unique counter-top/table there. And you are married. Shouldn't take long now to triangulate! J/k very good vid. up-voted/re-steemed!