FANTASTIC FILIPINO

This post is to thank @patriamreminisci for giving me a new profile name. According to him, my new profile name got upgraded to MORON MAGNET. Worse than a moron! Just because he married a Filipina, he assumes every Philippine passport holder an angel while every Chinese citizen reincarnation of the devil.

Let me share some stories from the perspectives of a Malaysian on the many wonderful things Filipino people did in my beloved country. First and foremost, even as a Malaysian I've suffered in the hands of Chinese, Malay, Indian and Kadazan people in equal measures. I've been bullied by Chinese gangsters, deceived by both Malay and Chinese graduate school ex-supervisors, let down by Indian friends, betrayed by Kadazan people and many more. The point I am trying to emphasize here is confusing human nature with racial stereotyping is plain wrong.

Maybe he never cared to watch the movie entitled "Erin Brokovich." Heck, even American insurance agencies colluded with industrialists to cheat sick American people of their healthcare benefits after causing them life-threatening cancer. How unscrupulous can people get? Mister Robert Harris-Li needs to get both his eyesight and brain re-examined by professionals. Remember to consult one with hundreds of positive reviews. That's my bonus tip to you no matter where you reside in the future. I already felt sorry for the doctor most likely to be badmouthed by him regardless of nationality.

Before the existence of CCTVs and smartphones, many Malaysians suffer in silence. A friend of mine used to work with a Filipina teammate within a well-known MNC. At the height of SARS as well as bird flu outbreak, both my friend and the Filipina were stationed to Hanoi but only my friend went. After returning from overseas assignments, again, only my friend was given unfavorable annual review. When my friend got retrenched by the MNC, an internal board member informed my friend in kind that apparently the Filipina lied to their boss the assignments were completed by her alone. The conniving Filipina is now happily married to a foolish English man.

Another friend of mine work in the casino. As usual, many unemployed Filipinos fled their fantasy filled birth country to work in my beloved reality awakening country. These Filipinos often fought and created disharmony among the locals. Their primary dissatisfaction were due to them being overqualified for croupier jobs in the casino. Let me assure you that even Malaysian engineers graduated from Oxford University had to go through several years of internship (aka slavery) before they could become certified Engineers recognized by the Board of Engineers Malaysia. Life is a series of choices!

As for me, even though I've never been to the Phillipines, I was bullied by a Filipino halfie in school. The asshole had a rich and powerful dad hence he assumed he could get away with anything. This life lesson taught me the importance of money and power. The truth is overrated! I'm proud to say that I was peerless but I don't give a shit!

Oh yes, for those actively seeking Filipino domestic helpers please beware that they have a tendency to escape even if they are well treated. In general, they'll feign illness of sorts or their mom, dad, children, husband, auntie, uncle, or whatever relative was sick after just three months on the job never to return with air-ticket purchased by you. Ignorant Malaysians!

Never mind, these ungrateful people will get their day in other forms of retribution.
https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/politics/article/2138334/trumps-america-immigration-bad-trafficking-filipinos-ok

Lastly, will leave you with a Malay verse to ponder upon, "sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga."

Cheers,
Wheat