OFFICIAL LETTER FROM HUSBAND ASSOCIATION OF FOOTBALL FANS (H.A.F.F)

Here is the official letter that all men must send their female partner by June 13, 2018. At the latest.

Dear Sweetheart;
       
The FIFA World Cup begins on the 14th of June. 

During this period I won’t have a lot of time for you. It’s not that I’m cheating or no longer wish to be with you, but I will have to make every effort to watch every single match.

 I will not be attending any social events such as, weddings, funerals, parties etc. during this period so please.
DO NOT ASK!!!

I know you see it as only 22 men chasing a ball but it’s absolutely important that you keep such thoughts to yourself and do not express them during this period....

Here are a few guidelines: (I won’t call them rules, although you know they are) to ensure a smooth and argument free month:

1. Don’t say it’s just a game because it’s not!

2. Please limit or avoid talking during matches

3. The remote control remains with me, at all times. 

4. You support the team I support. Not the team that has guys you think are cute. 

5. Kindly place your phone on silent. 

6. Never, ever, walk in front of the TV while am watching a match! 

7. World Cup is played by countries only, so please don’t ask me which team is Chelsea. 

8. Finally, highlights are considered as important as matches and they are just as important as the match itself, so yes I must watch the highlights as well!!

Thanks in advance, I look forward to your co-operation and your utter silence.

Sincerely yours,

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