The Great Steemit Blackout On My Steemiversary

I am that scary Steemian in the night, whose Steemiversary apparently makes the blockchain get the pre-fork jitters. ;)

I do have a serious question, though - why do you get birthday cake on your Steemit Birthday Eve?

Inquiring minds want to know.

And in keeping with technology laughing at me, I tried again to take a video about what I did today while Steemit was down, and I can't get the thing off my Kindle that I recorded it with. Because reasons.

Technology laughs.

Be good, Steemit! :)