I'm dying at the 2nd story!! well he did do what you asked him to do and brought something to write on lol.

I recall being that kind of student although it was college that I only came to class with just a ballpen haha. I would then just photocopy the notes of those that took down notes while I was busy listening and asking questions.

Yup on the third one you placed yourself on the spot there. Students will always find loopholes hahaha.