This reminds me of a Funny Story. One time me and my friend were both working for Domino's Pizza in a ritzy part of town. My friend had never been fired from a job so he decided that he would try to get fired from Domino's Pizza.

This proved to be a Herculean task.

" I don't feel like coming in today or for the rest of this week"

"That's OK.....well we look forward to seeing you next week."

No matter what he did he always got a response like that.

Eventually he just stopped showing up and when he came to get his last paycheck they asked him if he could pick up a shift that night.

Domino's Pizza..... they don't care if you want to work.