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The Yoruba's are predominantly a tribe found in the South -west of Nigeria. They are known for their unique way of life. But we're not about to discuss the Yoruba tribe tonight. We talking about the "Yoruba Demons ".
Let's get started.......
Who is a Yoruba demon?? A Yoruba demon is a young man who has the uncanny ability to effortlessly make ladies fall head over heals in love with him😍😍.

He is naturally a gifted, and suave smooth talker who prides himself in being able to amass a great followership of women who he never truly loves but are his side chicks and in some cases secret admirers.
He is able to totally absolve himself of any kind of responsibility once he gets in a relationship. He is a seductive cocktail of sweet and bitter.

How to know a Yoruba demon
Apart from the most prominent traits which is the Casanova lifestyle you can smell a Yoruba demon around when :
** You meet a guy whose obviously above 35 but hasn't settled down and is always promising marriage soon but is never ready
** He's TDH (tall, dark and handsome) in some cases rich and is always ready to spend all this money on himself.
** He's always commenting on your pictures on social media everytime and is an avid follower of your every move on said social media accounts.
**He never jokes with his phone. Heck every time you see him his phone is his closest accessory. Said demons always put their phones on silent 'always '
**His confidence and eye game is always captivating. He can play the stare down game so well
** He can slay and always likes to show Up to every owambe occasion : he always wears white agbada or white caftan •peep the hot guy in white •😀😀
**His friends are players. Hold Up you all can tell right. Just read up then you will.

Most common Yoruba demon names
•Oladimeji. •Folarin
•Bayo. •Segun
•Tobi. •Dare
•Femi. •Ayo
•Tunde. •Rotimi
•Wale. •Ade
•Tayo. •Ope

Why should you date a Yoruba demon
Well they always give you a sense of belonging at first and they make you want to be better in everything. I mean you wouldn't like to go out with said demon and not slay just like he slays. The constant way his friends will refer to you as "iyawo wa" our wife will make you think again sef. He makes you get all the connection you want with as little stress as possible (when he's taking you to a different owambe every now and then).

P. S. I have not written here that you should have a Yoruba demon as a boyfriend because boy will break your heart and drop it like its hot.
Once you date a Yoruba demon you're never going back.

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Lol, very funny write up!
Thanks for the perfect description incase I see one.

Lol.
Anytime baby girl. Stay woke 😀😀

This is so funny but educative sha. Now I can Identify them *lol

You sure can. Thank you for upvoting dear

This is pretty funny. When I was a young man I was one of these demons. lol

😀😀. You don't say

what kind of description, picture of the yoruba demons or i don't believe this

Doubting Thomas 😂

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