Mon Général, I truly enjoyed your post. Your daughter is beautiful and I predict will rule the world one day while she cures everyone from their ailments.

From whence you came... wow!! Shakespeare?? I mean the other ones are cool, but Shakespeare?? No wonder your words are so exquisite.

Your life seems to have been one adventure after another and your family tree is quite impressive. I absolutely loved your poem and wanted to ask about your height. Since you identify as Napoleon Bonaparte... I do believe he was somewhat vertically challenged, right? lol You don't look short but pictures are sometimes deceiving.