So sorry about this unfortunate hack, dear. But – sometimes – it's these apparently horrendous acts that reveal themselves to, in fact, be incredible gifts.

However swiftly they were able to swipe your hard-earned SBD and obliterate your 'reputation', those are just imaginary numbers, really. The true value you bring to this platform is well-known and appreciated. Just watch...you're about to experience a tsunami of heartfelt support that I guarantee will far outweigh the awfulness you've just been subjected to.

I look forward to fanning the flames as you rise from the ashes.

Up, up, up, my friend – we're all cheering you onward. <3