10 good\bad jokes that may or may not make you laugh!

x-droogie-x (25)in #steemit • 7 years ago

bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
-> I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
-> He says, "Uno, dos..." and then poof … he disappeared without a tres!
What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
->The guardians of the galaxy!.
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
-> Because people are dying to get in!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
->A brick.
Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
-> Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
->To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
->One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
->The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life."
->But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.