Upvoted for brutal honestly. Really, they should force everybody to read this as a tutorial before they give them an account. Of course, it's really long, so it would be like the Apple TOS that nobody reads or really cut down on the number of new accounts.

TLDR: Write well, pay for exposure, attention whore by tagging somebody with exposure, and profit.

I'm only self-voting my comment in the spirit of this post.