Steemit Social Justice Warrior Life

Posts and comments on Steemit are an easy place for me to set people straight. I change peoples minds 100% of the time when I leave angry comments and flag people on Steemit!

I AM A SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!!

When I'm behind my computer screen I'm invincible. I can say anything without consequence. It helps me spread my social justice and social justice only comes in one size, XXL!

Whats going to happen if I see you saying something politically incorrect?

First, I ignore what you have to say.

Next, I make huge assumptions about what you meant and then I inform you of what you meant by what you said.

Third, I correct you. I tell you what you should think while also getting the point across that you are a terrible person.

Then, I turn my caps lock key on if you start trying to stand up for yourself or say anything about the right to hold your own opinions.

After all that I hit you with my full power and trivialize your entire being into a one word label, like telling you that you are a racist, your a sexist, your a misogynist, your homophobe, your transphobic, your xenophobic!

When I decide to label someone with one word, I don't have to use my brain to understand them because I have a preformed understanding of the one word I used to labeled them with. So I can just understand the word I used to label them with instead of understanding what they have to say.

I don't actually stand for anything but I do fight anything I don't stand for. That just happens to be everything because I don't stand for anything. It's as if I take on the virtues of aids and then I spread those virtues when I attack.

I spend my days and nights strongly policing Steemit for anything that's not politically correct,....... that's like everything.

I spend about 4 hours a day compulsively policing Steemit. I have 93 followers and follow over 4 thousand people, so as you can tell people are really interested in what I have to say! Then I spend about another 5 hours that day looking for other social justice warriors to talk about new places we can assert out our social justice. I accomplish so much in a day you couldn't even measure it!

My purpose in life is to be right, lucky for me I'm always right. My ability to always be right comes from my ability to point out how everybody else is always wrong.

It takes a crazy amount of effort to be in a heightened and intelligent mental state like I am, so I prepare for my days of being social justice warrior by repeating self empowerment lines we were taught in my university.

Like:

I'm not responsible for how i feel, i'm not responsible for how i experience the world, I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY LIFE, OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THE PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't create change because it's not a really efficient way to make change happen, instead, I insist that others change them self. I even more so demand that they create the change that I want to see take place in the world around me.

My favorite inspirational quote is:

"Demand that others be the change that you wish to see in this world."

Some people would like to falsely claim that I'm not out to do good for the world, that I'm just fighting to feel significant and to get people to notice me. That's not true at all, infact that's just basic Nazi thinking, witch is highly offencive and I feel that you bringing it up is a personal attack on me because I'm fighting Nazis.

TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need my safe space for a couple min.............

Being a social justice warrior is like having a get out of jail free card to bully people while pretending I'm helping people, except its not that at all. It's much different, its complicated..........

You should be able to say what you want but before you do you should have to give a trigger warning. After a month of that I will start to get triggered by your trigger warnings. Then I will demand that you give a trigger warning about the trigger warning, then after a month of that I will start to get triggered about your trigger warning about your trigger warning. Then I would require you meet my new demands again.

If you didn't know any better you might think nothing is ever good enough for me, That's hateful for you to think because I don't even identify as "me". You bigot!

As a social justice warrior I'm an expert at communication. If you were an expert, you too would know that swearing at people is the key to effectively communicating when trying to prove your point in an argument. Whoever uses the most upper case letters and hits the enter key the hardest is the winner of any online argument. Everyone knows that.

Your welcome Steemit, that I'm here, its not easy to do what I do. I can do it because I'm always right and everyone is always wrong. Did you know that people want to be around the people that are always right? Yeah.....Fact! In spite of all this I'm still willing to make the sacrifice of never being alone on Steemit, Everyone wishes they could be around me more and more because I'm such a joy but I have an obligation to serve and protect the Steemit community from everybody and everything!

Don't let "the man" get you down comrades, WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS!

Cheers Steemit!

xD

EDIT:
It has been pointed out that some people might not realize this is based off jp sears, i thought he was more well know. maybe? IDK but my bad, i thought it was so obvious that it didn't need a tag to point it out. i fixed the tag and added this edit.